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We are the generation of bruised knuckles and drunken
dares.
We are the generation of casual kisses and skin too
bare.
We are the generation of star-crossed-lovers and mismatched
pairs.
We are the generation of over-trusting and
semi-fair.
We are the generation of inappropriate notions and overused
swears.
We are the generation of ‘I love you,’ and ‘I don’t
care.’
We are the generation of useless promises and empty
chairs.
We are the generation that you left
impaired.
We are the generation that has got you
scared.
N.E.W.,  Yes It Is Us, But Please Don’t Stare. (via lookingforsomeonewhocares)

pornacorn:

trekkie8472:

blondeloli:

daddysriotgrrrl:

blondeloli:

i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!

"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?" 

*at the dentist’s office*

"Why do you have so many cavities?"

"i ate too many dicks :("

THAT LAST ONE.

I must have these, and put them in small assorted packages with the words “EAT A BAG OF DICKS” in bold on them.

(Source: virtualcocaine)

dislap:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

So I finally found the science side

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