public school dress code
i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!
"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?"
*at the dentist’s office*
"Why do you have so many cavities?"
"i ate too many dicks :("
THAT LAST ONE.
I must have these, and put them in small assorted packages with the words “EAT A BAG OF DICKS” in bold on them.
John William Godward, Dolce Far Niente, 1897
Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)
82 years later and it’s still relevant
This will never not be relevant.
82 years and we still have to fucking tell men this shit
Please someone tell me Julie Andrews saw this lol
I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
i’m done with all of you
So I finally found the science side